Chapter: Room 8 · Season: All of it

MR. COOPER

Where we droppin'?

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Legendary Outfit
Mr. Cooper
Shaved head. Trimmed beard. Has seen every excuse. Unimpressed by all of them.
∞ V
🖍️
Legendary
The Red Pen
Deals 100 damage to run-on sentences. Never runs out of ink.
2,000 V
🔇
Legendary Harvesting Tool
Mute All
One swing. Total silence.
1,500 V
📋
Epic
Pop Quiz
Unlimited range. No warning. Cannot be dodged.
1,500 V
📅
Epic Glider
Deadline Extension
Slows your fall into the due date. Extremely rare drop.
800 V
🎬
Epic Emote
Fun Friday
Movie on, art out. Only works on Fridays. Only if everyone’s work is in.
SOLD OUT
🚪
Rare
Early Leave
Leave the meeting 5 minutes early. Rumoured to exist. Nobody has ever seen one drop.
1,200 V
✅
Rare
Checklist Completion
Automatically checks off all unfinished work.
1,200 V
📊
Rare
The Rubric
Tells you exactly how to get full marks. Nobody reads it.
800 V
📷
Uncommon
Camera Off Pass
Grants 10 minutes of camera-off. Must be returned.
500 V
🥶
Uncommon Wrap
“Reconnecting…”
Makes you look frozen. Very convincing.
500 V
⏭️
Uncommon
Skip the Lobby
Walk straight into the meeting. No waiting for the host.
FREE
✏️
Common
Pencil
Borrowed. Never returned. Spawns in every desk.
FREE
🔌
Common
Laptop Charger
Never where you left it.
FREE
🔕
Common
Morning Show Mute
Keeps the sound off during the morning show. Your ears thank you.